Friday, July 14, 2006
Freak Show
I got this postcard in the mail yesterday. How can this possibly be serious? And yet, on the reverse are instructions for ordering the cookbook.
The text on the Jello mold thing reads, “Clone and eat your own gelatin face while your party guests laugh their heads off.” I’m sure that would be a hit at the next PTA meeting. And is it my imagination or does that volcano cake look like some kind of diseased organ? Even Jane in our book had a better volcano cake than that.
--Melanie