Monday, April 30, 2007

 

Biggest Blame Fool in the Jungle of Nool


I took my kids to see Seussical the Musical on Saturday and I can't get that song out of my head. That's probably the reason that the show on Saturday was our second viewing. It was put on as a four-person performance at our little theater downtown, so we got front row seats baby! Both times!

Such a good show, way better than Cats. Far superior to Les Miz. I laughed, I cried. You'd be the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool if you don't go see it.

--Kelly

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

 

Women at Work...or Not

Two articles in the NY Times today on the subject of women and work--well, actually one is about why Mommy books don't sell, but it comes back to work, promise.

In an Op-Ed piece, Linda Hirshman reports on new labor statistics showing that the number of working, married mothers with preschool children is four percentage points lower than it was ten years ago. This gets back to the whole "opt-out" revolution that's been talked and blogged to death, including Hirshman's own American Prospect article from '05 and book, Get to Work.




Taking a less inflammatory approach in today's Op-Ed piece, Hirshman stays away from advice such as "marry down"--her solution in the American Prospect article (and perhaps not a bad one, just bad-sounding) for career women who want a supportive husband. Instead, she provides a more practical suggestion to get more women working. Her idea is to remove the "but my paycheck ends up going to taxes and childcare" argument by revamping tax laws, so a woman's income would be taxed separately. Not a bad idea.

And then in the B section, an article about why Mommy books aren't selling as well as all the buzz would make you think--a recent example being Leslie Bennetts' book, "The Feminine Mistake." That book has also generated a huge amount of internet chatter--including some nasty personal attacks-- but generated only 5,000 copies in sales so far. Similarly, Linda Hirshman's book was cited as having sold only 4,000 copies.
What does it all mean? Well, if you're staying home with your kids or juggling work with family you can unite over one issue, I guess: you're too busy to read these books! One woman interviewed for the article said that declining to buy the books is one way to "protect your sanity a little bit."
--Melanie

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

 

The Five Stages of No Screens

This No Screens thing is so much harder than I thought it would be. First of all, if you'll notice, I'm up in the middle of the night, trying to get caught up on all the things I couldn't do during the day. I missed an important work e-mail that is going to cause an annoying delay in a project I'm working on. I think I'm passing through Kubler-Ross's five stages of grieving for the loss of my computer privileges: denial happened sometime this morning, I think I skipped anger, then came bargaining ("maybe I can check my e-mail if no one sees me"). What's next? If the model is correct, it should be depression. I'll keep you posted.

--Mleanie

Monday, April 23, 2007

 

Just One More Puff

Right now I feel like a nicotine addict, hiding in a smoke-filled bathroom, with the windows open and the fan blasting, as I sneak one last ciggy.

It's National TV Turn Off Week and in our house we're doing "No Screens." That means no using the computer for any purposes other than work. I'm allowed to use my laptop during the hours that the kids are in school--hey, a blog can be "work"--anyone who's been keeping up with one for more than a few months knows that.

I'm actually excited about this experiment, and if it goes well, I'd love to continue it. For me, the computer is an irresistable temptress that lures me at all hours. It can get to be a bit much. Just ask Kelly--she's often the recipient of my multiple manic e-mails at six in the morning. Basically, I have no self control (although I have finally kicked the caffeine habit after umpteen million times trying. I finally feel safe saying it after four months of caffeine sobriety this time.)

So anyway, here's to more family time, more reading and more...whatever I find to fill the long empty hours that I used to tap, tap, tap away. My kids are over the moon. I think they might be willing to continue forgoing the videos and TV if they knew I'd never "just check my e-mail for five seconds, honey. Five seconds, promise!"

--Melanie

Sunday, April 22, 2007

 

Go Ahead, Have a Beer at the Same Time!

"Driving while talking on the cell phone is as dangerous as driving with a blood alcohol level of 0.08%. It's a scary thought."
So started the copy on this advertisement I found on the back of my personal favorite, People magazine. Oh, hooray, I thought. Finally, a voice of reason. Let's get off the cell phones, people. There's scientific proof that it's not safe--and now a wonderful new campaign to publicize it!
But wait a minute. Not so fast, Missy. What's this I see in the fine print? It's not an ad promoting safer driving?
It's an ad promoting Allstate's "Accident Forgiveness Program." "It keeps your rates from going up just because of an accident."
So, correct me if I'm wrong, but essentially Allstate encouraging people to continue driving with the equivalent of a few drinks on board!?? And what about the people who really are driving drunk and not just talking on their cell phones--this'll help them too. Hey, cross-marketing! Fabulous!
Oooooookaaaaaay.
--Melanie

Monday, April 16, 2007

 

Plastics, Schmastics. The Future is Foohys.


I don't know about anyone else, but the hottest thing to hit the playgrounds around here are the "Foohys"--they're monkey-shaped pencil erasers that you snap on the top of your pencil. Except the kids do anything but that with them. Instead, they're a hot collectible and the girls dress them up like little dolls. My daughter has started a Foohy club, of which she's the self-appointed leader. The big news this week is that two of the Foohys are getting married, so I'm digging out tulle ribbon so she can make a veil. Other fashion endeavors have included fringed vests and rhinestone embellished dresses!

Confession: I think I've been bitten by the bug. There's something so appealing about the little critters, and they're dirt cheap compared with the typical corporate-made collectible--about a buck for a pack of ten. Last week I went to four different stores trying to find some for my other daughter, but they were all sold out. Rumor has it they're at a Staples in the next town over. Here we come.


I'm telling you. Forget about plastics. The future is in Foohys. I'd buy stock in it if I could!


--Melanie

 

Tot Design

I blame Melanie. First, for getting me hooked on yet another reality show, then for my kids getting hooked on the website. I am, of course, talking about Top Design the Todd Oldham vehicle that searched high and low (or at least in Chicago, LA, and New York) for the designer that would be crowned Top Designer.

Despite my interest in design, the show would probably have escaped my notice had not one of Melanie's friends been a contestant. I probably would have also quit watching a lot sooner if Melanie's friend hadn't made it to the final three. In any case I got hooked on the show and soon I was checking the site. They have a cool tool where you can design a living room or bedroom and now my kids are making like little Philippe Starck's and designing up a storm.

See you later, decorator!

--Kelly

Saturday, April 14, 2007

 

I Hated Myself in the Morning

I'm not invincible, it seems. Not sure exactly what I contracted, but be it virus or microbe, I was beyond sick yesterday. I could barely lift my head to watch TV all day. Yet, somehow, I managed to take in back to back episodes of ER and then several reruns of the reality show "Blow Out" on Bravo, featuring hairstylist Jonathan Antin. That, plus a potent cocktail of Extra-Strength Tylenol, antibiotics and leftover Easter candy, were my home remedies. No wonder I woke up this morning with the daggers in the forehead, still sniffling and sneezing. Maybe today I'll try something healthier, like fresh air and wholesome fruits filled with antioxidants.

--Melanie

Thursday, April 12, 2007

 

Very Short Post

I was turned on to this site from SBDave's blog. Just give them your email and every day they'll send you one cool thing to check out. Like this site that puts puts images to go along with poems being read by their author, Billy Collins.

--Kelly

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

 

Something Was Missing

I've been beating myself up for the past couple of weeks, or at least feeling awfully guilty. Why wasn't I blogging more, despite my best intentions? Was it some personal failure? A lack of self-discipline? A paucity of anything interesting in my life?

No to all of the above. This morning as I sat down to my desk with a large cup of hot coffee (decaf, of course), it hit me. I knew what I had been looking for all those days.


A house devoid of children. You could hear a pin drop if you were here right now. Spring break was lovely, but there's something nice about getting back to the regular routine.


Another thing that's been missing in our household, although not affecting my blogging: Glasses. My almost-four year old is apparently terribly farsighted. We first noticed her crossing her eyes at random times, and the opthalmologist confirmed it. She gets her glasses today & is very excited. We are dying to know what her response to being able to see properly will be.


--Melanie

Monday, April 09, 2007

 

Mulch Hangover

I would have posted more last week, honest. Except for the fact that, under the guidance of my good friend Katharine, I completely replanted every single flower bed around my house in a two day orgy of horticultural mania.

We went to every nursery in town. Some more than once. And there were other petty inefficiencies, such as when I had loaded and unloaded about twenty or thirty bags of mulch, amendment and potting soil from my Mercedes wagon, and it occurred to me how much easier it would've been to have the stuff delivered in a big truckload. Alas, by then it was too late.

The real low point, however was when we realized that the hot water heater wasn't working, putting our much-needed showers in serious peril. Or maybe it was when I received an e-mail containing proofs of an article that had to be turned around immediately. I felt like Superwoman as I proofed it at the dining room table in my grungy gardening clothes, even finding some numerical errors that needed fixing before publication. I can bring home the organic mulch and fry it up with some copyediting in a pan. I am woman, hear me roar. I am...trying to remember to water all those plants we put in.

Anyway, it was all worth it, because the garden looks beautiful and it's not even grown in yet. Plus, the article is in press as we speak. I can't wait to see both in a few weeks!


--Melanie

Monday, April 02, 2007

 

Old King Corn was a Jolly Old Crop


I had a date night on Saturday with my husband. We had a gift card from Morton's that was about to expire (that night as a matter of fact), so we had a delicious corn fed steak before watching a movie about the true cost of the meal. In the vein of Michael Pollan's experiment of buying a steer and following it through the food chain, two college friends rent an acre of land in Iowa to see where the corn they grow ends up. The two friends, and hence the viewer of King Corn, learn about government subsidies that keep the production of corn artificially high leading to the relatively new uses such as feeding it to cows and high fructose corn syrup.

As director Aaron Woolfe put it during the Q&A period after the screening, "Watching corn grow is kind of axiomatic for boredom." Luckily, this movie was anything but. It's in limited release now, but you can buy the DVD from the website. You'll never look at an ear of corn or a bottle of soda the same way again.

--Kelly

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