Zeno's Bar & Grill
Friday, March 09, 2007
Bronze Baby
Me: (sniff) What's that scent?Him: Uh, I dunno.
Me: It's Natalie! Did you put something on her?
Him: Oh yeah, some of that lotion. She had dry skin.
Me: (suspiciously sniffing again) Which lotion exactly?
Him: The one in the brown bottle in the bathroom.
Me: (incredulous) You mean the self-tanner?! You put self-tanner on my baby!
Him: Er..............................
-Melanie
